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Your mom  - Your very angry mom

Adventure Story

You chose to throw the alarm out of your tenth story window.

Not a smart idea. As the alarm went flying out of your hand into your mirror, you remembered all of those bad experiences that you had when you tried to play baseball as a child.

Your mom heard the crash and came charging up the stairs carrying the frying pan that, until a few seconds ago, had been filled with the eggs that she was cooking for breakfast. The same eggs that are now splattered all over the kitchen ceiling.

Do you:

1) Jump out of the window in order to avoid her wrath.

2) Stay in bed and hope that she shows you some mercy.

3) Commit hari-kiri because you know that it will be less painful than     whatever your mom plans to do to you.